Ex-Prime Ministers

The question at hand : What to do with Ex-Prime Minister's.
The answer: Same thing you do with all your ex's, forget em!

Ok ok, i know that was a preety lame joke. Here's one that's a bit better, not too much better, but better none the less.

Apple stop killing the Music Industry!!!

APPLE,

You must stop this at once; you are slowly destroying the music industry. This concept of paying for songs must end!! The music industry cannot flourish without people having full availability to all of an artist's songs at their fingertips. APPLE I WARN YOU!!!! STOP THIS BLASPHAMEY!!!

Or somebody gonna get hurt hurt realllll bad.



This is for all of you people who have been living under a rock and havent heard or seen Russel Peters, and if you havent , well then your in for a real treat!

Poles?

Well well,
Perhaps it isnt the Middle Eastern people that should feel that their lives are in danger. In fact, it is the Poles that need to watch out. Somehow the news report tries to somehow excuse the damage done. "The video shows an agitated Mr. Dziekanski throwing computer equipment in the airport greeting centre, a secure area, before police arrive.". Perfect, when someone starts getting out of hand rather than helping him perhaps to understand his anguise , lets take him out... for good. O, as well I would like to thank the dumbass security guard who tried to be a hero, but rather furthur confused the situation. "One security guard tells police, "He speaks Russian; no English."

Hey! Mr. Security Guard, thanks for nothin!

Cinnamon Roll?

Yes, well after critically analyzing and looking at the world-renowned blog of Perez Hilton. I have stumbled onto something quite interesting. There seem to be white stains, or fluids located on many of the celebrities mouths in many of the posts. Although it may seem quite strange, perhaps the author is implying that the celebrity has accidently got some frosting from a cinnamon roll that was recently devoured.

Nicolle Brown

Well,

After watching this beauty in action , I must say she really is photogenic. As well I noticed she has the "Blue Steel" look down pat.



Although most of what she was saying went wayyy over my head as I was admiring her beauty. Her gorgeous flowing blonde
hair, her flawless skin texture , teh grace in which she handles herself. Nicole Brown you are what I have been waiting for all my life. We are meant to be together! It's like that movie, True Romance except without all the blood, killing, and pimps. Ahhhh, this must be what they call Love.


Yes, that is actually Nicolle Brown driving the car with the sweet shades on.