Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Ex-Prime Ministers

The question at hand : What to do with Ex-Prime Minister's.
The answer: Same thing you do with all your ex's, forget em!

Ok ok, i know that was a preety lame joke. Here's one that's a bit better, not too much better, but better none the less.

Apple stop killing the Music Industry!!!

APPLE,

You must stop this at once; you are slowly destroying the music industry. This concept of paying for songs must end!! The music industry cannot flourish without people having full availability to all of an artist's songs at their fingertips. APPLE I WARN YOU!!!! STOP THIS BLASPHAMEY!!!

Or somebody gonna get hurt hurt realllll bad.



This is for all of you people who have been living under a rock and havent heard or seen Russel Peters, and if you havent , well then your in for a real treat!

Poles?



Well well,
Perhaps it isnt the Middle Eastern people that should feel that their lives are in danger. In fact, it is the Poles that need to watch out. Somehow the news report tries to somehow excuse the damage done. "The video shows an agitated Mr. Dziekanski throwing computer equipment in the airport greeting centre, a secure area, before police arrive.". Perfect, when someone starts getting out of hand rather than helping him perhaps to understand his anguise , lets take him out... for good. O, as well I would like to thank the dumbass security guard who tried to be a hero, but rather furthur confused the situation. "One security guard tells police, "He speaks Russian; no English."

Hey! Mr. Security Guard, thanks for nothin!

Cinnamon Roll?

Yes, well after critically analyzing and looking at the world-renowned blog of Perez Hilton. I have stumbled onto something quite interesting. There seem to be white stains, or fluids located on many of the celebrities mouths in many of the posts. Although it may seem quite strange, perhaps the author is implying that the celebrity has accidently got some frosting from a cinnamon roll that was recently devoured.

Nicolle Brown

Well,

After watching this beauty in action , I must say she really is photogenic. As well I noticed she has the "Blue Steel" look down pat.



Although most of what she was saying went wayyy over my head as I was admiring her beauty. Her gorgeous flowing blonde
hair, her flawless skin texture , teh grace in which she handles herself. Nicole Brown you are what I have been waiting for all my life. We are meant to be together! It's like that movie, True Romance except without all the blood, killing, and pimps. Ahhhh, this must be what they call Love.


Yes, that is actually Nicolle Brown driving the car with the sweet shades on.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Inside Man ...

This is one of my fav's.
Very intelligent movie.

Enjoy!



If the above streaming video does not work try this alternate link :

http://stage6.divx.com/user/eurogurl07/video/1811771/Inside-Man-2007

Monday, October 29, 2007

Week 6 Blog Topics



To tell you the truth,
I have skimmed this week's topics, although the exact details of the articles allude me, and the general premise... I care VERY little about.




This is actually quite sad coming from a Political Science major. Abeit, it is what it is, and the truth that must be revealed, for it is the lifeblood of this nation that pulses through its veins. Noone actually said that , I just made it up and left it cause I think it sounds cool. And to make sure I have some form of media in my post I have attached a visual representation of what I think of this weeks blog topics.

- "Doo Doo"

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Wow...

I must say , this week's article is quite... entertaining and forces me to pursue the question, WTF?

Dr. Levy say's that humans will soon begin to have sex with robots. I believe the opposite , robots will soon be having sex with US! Robots are beginning to mimic the action of human sex, they are actually becoming quite efficient at a variety of sexual positions! And I have found the world's first robot pornographic film to proove it!

Enjoy!

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Good Ol' Halo

"This made "Halo 3" the highest grossing entertainment product within 24 hours of release ever"

That's quite the statement right there; most people would think that Halo 3 would be some sort of film or album, but a videogame!? But what is very important to remember about this statement is the term "entertainment product", this means that this "video game" has beaten out every movie and album sold to date. Even Harry Potter ain't got nothin on Master Cheif.

Alright, but what about the actual game? Is it good ,bad or just plain ugly? Most critics are praising this "masterpiece" for its ingenuity , while others, have a little different opinion.


Sunday, September 30, 2007

Second best to Mr Hess.

Ahh yes , the most talked about and pondered question of this century. Who is the greatest Hamiltonian? This is a question of "epic proportions" noone can deny the contributions made by these hardworking individuals. A Hamiltonian inveted the Fox40 pea-less whistle for crying out loud! Where would professional sports be without the Fox 40? As well one of our very own McMaster alumni Roberta Bondar were one of the first Canadians to be shot into space. Although each of these Hamiltonians must be respected and honoured for their contributions made to society. There is one individual who rises above the crowd and truly displays the qualities of a true Hamiltonian , and whose influence has directly had an influence about the way I go about my life and the lives of my classmates.

Although the #1 spot does go to Mr. Hess or whoever came up with the idea of the good ole' Hess Village which has provided the stomping grounds for hundreds of young , fun-loving students every weekend to mingle and possibly bring home a member of the oppisite sex (or same depending on sexual preference). But this post isn't about SEX or HOT and INTIMATE casual encounters! We are looking for a true "stud", who has truly given something back to the community.

His name ... (drumroll please) ladies and gentlemen , our very own Michael DeGroote !! We as students at McMaster University must ponder the influence of this man's actions. Without his contributions made to this university we would never have class in the beautiful Michael Degroote School of Learning and Discovery in the very spacious lecture hall 1305. "Big Mike" as we like to call him around here, is a legend. Without him life at McMaster would not be the same as we know it.

From everyone at McMaster , "Big Mike" we salute you!

Sunday, September 23, 2007

I mean it sounds ok right?

After I finished reading this article among several others relating to the HPV Vaccination of todays female youth, I have come to the most controversial conclusion relating to this topic in modern society! I feel that through this "mass vacination", we as a society are being led once step closer to totalitarian goverment control! YES ladies and gentlemen, through cervical cancer the goverment will now have a new means at which to posion our youth!! PEOPLE, a future resembling 1984 is a very possible outcome, if no measure is taken to protect ourselves we as people are DOOMED to a life of mindless slavery devoted to the agenda of our controlling goverment!!! This mass vaccination must be stopped at once, we as a people MUST protect Canada's children !!

Not only is the goverment trying to gain control of the female population but under the guise of cervical cancer, but the boys are now a target in the scope of the goverment's totalitarian campaign.

Soon "they" will begin to diguse their mind controling substances into "cervical vaccines" for boys!!!
(http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=81212)
(http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2007/09/18/absurd-vaccine-marketing-cervical-cancer-vaccinations-for-boys.aspx")

A NEW age is upon us , we MUST act quickly before there is no HOPE left for the people of Canada!!!!



VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!!